Being A Nurse

Being A Nurse... Der is some PROs... N Some CONs... Some of dem is REALLY GOOD... N some of dem is AWKWARDLY WEIRD... Let's say... I'm just listing some of dem...

Being A Nurse means:

1. Being able to haf ur meals rite after "Bao"ing (Packing a death person) or cleaning up a patient wid a bed full of "Unindentified Objects" (aka Blood, Shit).
2. Awesomely finds tat buffets @ 5 STAR Hotels makes a better deal compared 2 eating Ala Carte @ Swensen's (Thus y I kept on buggin some pple 2 eat @ Carousel... Coz their Bread Pudding is SUPER AWESOME!!)
   
3. Can b Multilingual without dem realising dey r... (Can spk a little Hokkien here... Mandarin der... Cantonese here... English der... Tagalog here...)
4. Being d BEST pple 2 interpret "worms" on pieces of paper... (aka Doctor's handwriting...)
5. To haf weirdly found skinny n toothless Old Man n Old Woman SUPER CUTE!! Compared 2 babies...
6. GOSSIPING seems 2 b d onli way 2 get out of boredom while @ werk...
7. Tat FOOD MEANS EVERYTHING 2 US!! Especially during Ward parties...
8. Simply loves 2 dress up?? (Coz most of d time spent on wearing uniform...)
9. To find pleasure in "poking" pple numerous times in unprofound places (like d legs...) until dey successfully obtained d reddish fluid called d "blood" 2 successfully complete a day's werk...
10. Muttering vulgarities under their breath despite puttin on a "smile"...
11. HAVING D HIGHEST TOLERANCE LEVEL.. (DEFINITELY!!)
12. Turnings out 2 b 2 dedicated 2 werk... (Always doing extra "overtime")
    
13. Having soggy shoes... (B'coz d patients tend 2 "SHOWER" u rather den u shower dem...)
14. Touching blood or related body fluids without gloves seems 2 b a norm...
15. To tink tat Death is juz a part n parcel of life...
16. Coming up wid weird acronyms like BO... Which means Bowel Open rather den Body Odour...
17. To tink tat GROSS looking wounds r a PERFECT MASTER PIECE once it's becomed healed...
18. Coffee n Redbull r their BEST FRIEND EVER!! While doing Nite Shift...
19. A day's werk is A day's exercise...
20. Tat having Compression Stockings (TEDS) can make ur legs better looking...
21. Having several pantangs... Like not eating PAU wen a Dangerously Ill patient is present...
    
22. Able 2 predict future deaths...
23. Police Officers r NOT ur frens when it come 2 Coroner's Case...
    
24. Easily calling ur colleagues cheesy names like "Darling, Sayang n Love" whenever u need help...
25. A smelly toilet is not as offensive as a patient having Malenic Stools (aka Bloody stool)... Oh ya... We don smell death oso...
26. Having a good pen n handwriting is something 2 b proud of...
27. Having a mini stationery shop in ur AWESOMELY BIG Pencil Case...
28. Being a walking bacteria infested source...
29. Able 2 come up wid more den 2 diagnosis off hand wid d information on a patient on hand....
30. A walking Christmas Tree wid all d colour coded keys hanging from ur neck... (aka Controlled Drug key... Medication Trolley Key... Food Ration Key... Diet Trolley Key...)
31. D phone is ur worst ENEMY EVER!!
32. Voicing out d most on FB n frequent visitor of FB...
33. Finding humour in everythin tat we do... Like d song Shock by BEAST is related to d AED aka Defibrillator...
34. Finding Annual Leave is d onli time 2 BREATH!!
35. Having a shift without food, drink n toilet break is nothing compared 2 not being able 2 go home in time!!
36. Finding it weird tat it's a NECESSITY 2 take a day off during Public Holidays... (Best 2 werk during holidays coz not much werk 2 do except 4 emergencies... EXTRA PAY 2!!)
37. Each part of d uniform holds a meaning... (Eg. Right pocket to hold a uring bag... Left pocket to hold stoma bag... Nametag hook... 2 hold d drips or TPN...)
    

So here u r...Some of d things tat I can tink of... If any of my Nursing Colleagues 1 2 add on... Pls tag me in my tag board aitez?